Dutch lunch

When one eats their own butthole.

Drew went home for during his break to eat his Dutch lunch.

by XxpussykillaxX May 01, 2018

dutch lunch

Drinking beer for lunch. Actually very nutricious, considering that a good beer is similar to a sandwich in it's nutritional profile. Loaded with complex carbohydrates and vitamins such as B complex.

I met with Willem today for a Dutch lunch at the pub this afternoon.

by yoyopro October 03, 2006

Dutch Lunch

Eating ones own ass.

Damn that dudes fleixible! He’s eating a Dutch Lunch right now!

by Gonne6 April 29, 2018

Dutch Lunch

Eating ones own asshole

My creepy coworker just left. He said he was gonna have a Dutch lunch.

by Gardfiel April 29, 2018

Dutch Lunch

Eating ones own ass

Damn that dude is flexible! He’s eating a Dutch lunch right now!

by Gonne6 April 29, 2018

dutch lunch

A meal which has contains herbs than spices.

Having a joint (but not beef or pork) whilst on a lunchbreak.

Right, the bosses are away, anyone fancy a dutch lunch?

"You look like you've just seen a ghost".
"Nah. I've just had a dutch lunch".

by c.r. November 27, 2007

hot dutch lunch

To defecate in someone's mouth and subsequently have them ingest the faecal matter.

I came home from school early and my mother made me a Hot Dutch Lunch.

by Pisshole August 25, 2006