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n): When a man jerks off another man, using the second man's own arm instead of his own.
"It's not gay if you just use my arm to give me a Dutch Windmill."
by Ulvblod January 23, 2009
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A sexual act in which you attach gloves onto each arm of a windmill at a miniputt course, and let the gloves slap your ass as you jerk off.
I heard Zylus can't go to the miniputt course anymore after he got caught giving himself a Dutch Windmill
by Maide January 13, 2012
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When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.
Audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a Dutch Windmill.
by dong slayer October 13, 2009
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The act of withdrawl of the penis from the anus of your anal sex partner followed by circular twirling of the penis around the mouth of that person. In extreme cases this may form a fecal goatee.
I gave your little sister a Dutch Windmill NOT because I would like it, but because I knew YOU would hate it!
by 256berserker March 10, 2010
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To take a shit in the bathroom/toilet in somebody else’s house, and, while the fresh turd is resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl, you slam the bathroom door several times. The gusts of wind created by this motion will spread your ass gas throughout the house and allows your friends to take a good whiff of your pungent aromas. You’re welcome!
"Dude, what's that smell?"

"Steve just took a shit and dutch windmilled the house..."
by Three Stripes June 10, 2014
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When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.
Audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a Dutch Windmill.
by dong slayer October 13, 2009
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