dutch bellows

Dutch Bellows: A variation on the 'dutch oven', except this can be done without shoving your partners head under the covers. Simply 1) emit a cloud of dirty ass gas, 2) listen to your partners breathing, 3) when she breaths out,lift your knee under the covers. This brings in some normal air which is mixed with the ass gas. 4) When your partner is on her 'breath in' cycle, lower your knee causing her to suck in some 'dutch oven' dirty ass gas. A typical response would be to wake up coughing, usually followed by a dig in the ribs.

pjm: I had some right dirty ass juice after that curry last night, the whole house stank!

brew: yeah I nearly managed to give the missus a dutch oven last night! but she fell asleep.

gonzo: I got my misses a good 'un with the dutch bellows, she woke up coughing and spluttering - it must have been the madras I had!

pjm: filthy bugger!

dutch bellows by pjm & brew January 2, 2007

Dutch Bellows

When you lean forward while taking a dump and a blast of shitty-smelling air comes up from the collar of your shirt, wafting your face

At the end of a night of Taco Bell, you're at risk for a Dutch Bellows while on the toilet.

I Dutch Bellows'd myself during my coffee-shit this morning.

Dutch Bellows by Ace-Money May 20, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004