When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
The act of whilst being inside a man (either via penile insertion or pegging) the man in front proceeds to spin his dick like a windmill
by Cambo_Clown December 11, 2021
by LemonMolester May 28, 2022
"I was on my date and I really needed to fart. So, I innocently sneaky dutched. She didn't notice that I really farted."
by suanjuan999 August 13, 2015
Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......
"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"
"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"
"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"
"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"
by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019
by Motherfluffer4040 February 20, 2018
A Dutch Oven in which the usual victim actually places themselves under the covers willingly in order to better absorb the aroma of the flatulence.
I ripped heinous ass last night and my girlfriend ducked under the covers to give herself a Pennsylvania Dutch Oven.
by Steeler Country 45 September 30, 2017