Dunzees

When you participate in activity only to realize it's hella gay and leave.

Damn, this party sucks, I'm dunzees

Dunzees by TylerTwoThirds May 2, 2009

Dunkees Skateboards 

A skateboard company based out of Glendale, California and Toronto, Ontario. Dunkees first made an appearance in the media by creating a custom skateboard for Aubrey "Drake" Graham and Dwayne "Lil Wayne" Michael Carter. After seeing the custom work they created, musicians, record labels, and other artists began to take notice in the potential of the brand. Dunkees currently produces skateboards and clothing for both public, and artists for promotional use.

-Did you see the graphics on that skateboard?!
-Thats from Dunkees Skateboards homeboy.

Dunkees Skateboards by Some Skater September 30, 2010

dunzee 

In golf, even rarer than a hole in one, is a dunzee. This is when a ball is sent from tee to the cup, without ever touching a blade of grass. The number of shots required to get to the cup does not matter. An eagle, birdie or a bogey can all be dunzees, as the only requirement is the ball can not touch grass.

The ball must thus land in the cup, on the fly, either from the tee or a sand trap, or another surface that is not grass, such as pine needles or clay. If this is the case, the player may claim to have earned a "dunzee" which is among the rarest accomplishments in golf.

A dunzee holds no significance other than to mark an exceptionally bizarre occurrence.

The origin of the "dunzee" is believed to be the first documented account of the feat during a tournament in Pittsburgh, PA in the early 1980s. The late, Donald Dunzee Wolff, Jr., a local golf icon, managed to win a tournament while hitting his tee shot into a fairway bunker, his second shot into a greenside bunker, and his third shot into the cup, on the fly. It earned him a birdie, but the means by which he did it was quickly dubbed a "dunzee."

He had effectively hit his ball over 435 yards, into a cup, without ever touching a blade of grass.

The dunzee is so rare it is almost never seen in tournament play, especially among professionals, for obvious reasons - they are intent of the ball landing in the grass. And even if their ball did land in a bunker, the thought of hitting the cup on the fly is technically a bad shot, though a lucky one. It almost never happens, but when it does, it is referred to as a "dunzee."

A golfer tees up his ball and drives it into a bunker. On his/her second shot, the ball lands in another bunker. On their third shot, the ball lands directly in the cup, never touching blade of grass. The golfer has earned a "dunzee."

dunzee by Teddy Stoecklein December 9, 2008

Dundees 

A word used to describe a really drunk person that is no longer able to function.

A word also used to describe a bowl of Marijuana that has turned to ash.

Look at that dude covered in puke, sleeping in the middle of the road! That fool is DUNDEES

Too many heads on this bowl! It's already Dundees and I packed a nic in that bitch!

Dundees by The Youngsta June 6, 2010

Dunkees

New England based chain of fast food restaurants, known for coffee that tastes like liquid compost.

Why do you pay to get coffee from Dunkees when you could drink sewage for free?

Dunkees by Mister Methane June 7, 2019