Dung Shui

the art or practice of creating harmonious bowels that enhance the balance of yin and yang by defecating immediately following a meal.

I ate so much Chinese food, but after dropping a duece my dung shui was restored.

by Mike Arnhaid December 26, 2009

Dung Shui

n. The process of studious, careful selection a dog performs to decide the exact perfect location for it to defecate; commonly including a combination of sniffing and pacing over a given stretch of ground multiple times.

Dog owner: "Cripes, Spot. I'm late for work! Finish up with your dung shui! I gotta go.

by imppress January 15, 2019

dung shui

poor design, opposite of harmony

an ass goblin desinged my home and made it so dung shui

by skedd November 3, 2009