Inspired by a peculiar inability to accurately describe a certain characteristic that differentiates hot girls from beautiful, wholesome women, and/or supermodels. CDF’s are the 5s who become false 7s and 8s because of the cartoonish, chaotic assets, both physically and mentally, they possess. Evolution built this sub-genre of women to safe-guard men against becoming lazy to danger; to keep him sharp. A man will be pleased and inspired erotically and motivated by an elevated status. He will endure the rollercoaster cycles of overly-emotional bouts fueled by her fiery victim entitlement to strengthen the steel sword that is his ego, his manhood. What makes the CDF even more attractive to men is the attainability of this subspecies. She is the highest level of whore. The used-up, retired low level porn star, single mom, broken but still usable and able to show off. The level where she will fuck any type of man, yet be selective at the same time. This confuses all men into a false optimism. Every man believes there's a chance, yet only a select group gets the opportunity to figure out how to solve this destructive enigma.
It can also be funny, a jab, or a compliment for those women who embrace it. This makes the woman seem more attuned to her own nature. Rough N' Rowdy ring girls come to mind as an example. But beware, the sweet seduction of this wild, brainless, erotic creature will be a double-edged sword. While loyal, you will never satisfy her need for attention and chaos.
It can also be funny, a jab, or a compliment for those women who embrace it. This makes the woman seem more attuned to her own nature. Rough N' Rowdy ring girls come to mind as an example. But beware, the sweet seduction of this wild, brainless, erotic creature will be a double-edged sword. While loyal, you will never satisfy her need for attention and chaos.
Cum dumpster fires are the used Mercedes of women. Imagine if you will, a visibly run-through, crazy realtor, with fake boobs in Newark, driving a Range Rover to attain unearned status while going through a divorce. Her natural man-pleasing talents “knocked up” her youth -twice. So she will use that natural talent to recapture it. Her daughters stole her good years, so she will wear their clothes to attract attention to recapture it. From the outside: a fun, chaotic, unique, fucked up life, attention-seeking, put-together woman with assets to please, control, and bring chaos to men. These women are typically very fertile and look like they are built to be the black sheep village girl who gets ravaged by the intruders and ends up in relationships with a select few of them. Bringing him closer to the destructive suicide of erotic overload, yet sharp enough to believe they are more of a man than reality. You eventually go to ruin because she revenge-fucks a dude or several, and you take her back each time.
by The Real Dr. Nick August 08, 2023
by Sean1331 February 26, 2022
To execute a Detroit Dumpster fire takes a high level of skill. First, cover a woman of lesser morals in flammable massage oil. Once said skeezer is fully lathered, set that hoe on fire. Once she is on fire, jerk off your tiny penis and splooge all over her, putting out the fire. For extra points, upon finishing, throw the rest of your half eaten moons over my hammy from Denny's at her.
by Howie Lichtersnatch August 06, 2017
Jenny loves to find guys on tinder to meet up with.
I'm just not emotionally ready for a relationship but we can be friends and fool around.
Wears leggings every damn day.
Says i know but I'm cute so it's ok.
She's a dumpster fire.
I'm just not emotionally ready for a relationship but we can be friends and fool around.
Wears leggings every damn day.
Says i know but I'm cute so it's ok.
She's a dumpster fire.
by realjohnjacob February 12, 2016
From the twitter feed of Daniel Lin, economics professor at American University in Washington, DC:
Early Iowa results
REP
29% Punchable Face
25% Solid Gold Dumpster Fire
21% Tracy Flick
DEM
51% Pending Indictment
49% Venezuela
Early Iowa results
REP
29% Punchable Face
25% Solid Gold Dumpster Fire
21% Tracy Flick
DEM
51% Pending Indictment
49% Venezuela
by SuperFreakDog July 20, 2016
When a large number of hobos, vagrants get together and piss and shit on everything in sight. Sometimes the public joins in.
There's that group of hobos running around doing a Times Square Dumpster Fire. Oh shit look Brendan is hammered at that bar and started his own personal Times Square Dumpster Fire.
by Kobrakys September 05, 2017
A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.
"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
by BIGGEDD666 October 06, 2021