Dump Bump

You go to a public restroom, have a bowel movement, and do a line of Cocaine.

I'm just heading to the bathroom for a dump bump

Dump Bump by Hotrodtikigod December 25, 2016

dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.

Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.

dump bump by cjezioro September 22, 2010

Dump and Bump 

Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.

"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"

"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."

Dump and Bump by wotah January 8, 2015

Bump dump

The act of needing to take a shit immediately due to the fact that your cocaine is on the way!

Omg I got take a bump dump but it's all good cuz that just mean that Andy's here!!

Bump dump by Breanna ,Vesey-Davis May 24, 2020

Bump dump

The act of giving birth.

Jessica's had her bump dump, seen her stretch marks?

Bump dump by Kleahey November 29, 2019

bump 'n' dump 

The act of snorting a line of cocaine in the bathroom followed by a bowel movement.

Hey Adam will you watch the door while I take a bump 'n' dump.

bump 'n' dump by The Sheep Wrangler January 18, 2018

Bump and Dump 

The act of dating a girl just to have sex wit her and then dumping her immediately afterwords.

Abv. BaD or B&D

Jimmy: Wow Sally is pretty hot.
James: Yea but she is not girlfriend material, I think I'll pull the ol' bump and dump.

Bump and Dump by TheMasta333 April 14, 2009