by Addiy March 28, 2003
A dumb blonde is some one who has had enough of life and decides to hang herself and then a guy walks into the park and asks why she is hanging by her waist? she said that she tried to hang herself, he said then shouldnt the rope go around your neck?? she said i tried but then i couldnt breathe.
by Ilona and Nicole and Jenna and Tina April 15, 2003
by 1001100x02 April 10, 2015
by Rachaelisthecoolest February 21, 2009
The only kind of blonde there is. They're dumb because their boobs are so much bigger than there brain.
by EatShitAndDie January 19, 2009
A girl who is very stupid. Usally from the upper middle class, or first class. A girl whose dad gets her everything. OH ya! also is very unintelligant, and stupid. Everyone loves the girl, she is the most popular girl in the school. Yet what no one notices is, she is actually very smart on the inside, for if she wasn't she wouldn't be able to manage the whole school. AnDD the girl usally has a ginaromous mansion, shops from Juicy Coture every other day. Usually love hell more than Heaven.
Danny: Yo dawg see da girl over there?
Tom: U mean emily? The dumb blonde?
Danny: ya... her dad owns the Northshore International Enterrpieses
Tom: wtf is that?
Danny: The own Home Depot and Apple
Tom: so?
Danny: She can see inside any of our houses cuz her daddy planted cameras inside of all the towns appliances, bought from home depot.
Tom: But shes stupid
Danny: Not as stupid as may think... She has watched u...do naughty things....
Tom: U mean emily? The dumb blonde?
Danny: ya... her dad owns the Northshore International Enterrpieses
Tom: wtf is that?
Danny: The own Home Depot and Apple
Tom: so?
Danny: She can see inside any of our houses cuz her daddy planted cameras inside of all the towns appliances, bought from home depot.
Tom: But shes stupid
Danny: Not as stupid as may think... She has watched u...do naughty things....
by DannyykOgan October 28, 2011
A white female rapper originally born in Monroe, Louisiana but is now based in Houston, Texas. She goes by the stage name "Dumb Blonde" as well as "Dumb Blonde Rapper." She has numerous singles such as her most popular song "Realistic Nightmare." Other songs include "Caged," "Cray Cray," and "Monsta ft K-Rino."
by DUMB_BLONDE_RAPPER August 5, 2020