Me: Hey kimi there’s a whole month dedicated to you
Kimi: Really?
Me: Yeah, it’s Dumb Bitch December
Kimi: Really?
Me: Yeah, it’s Dumb Bitch December
by alexa🤡casserole November 15, 2019
A girl who does the following suffers from Dumb Bitch Syndrome or DBS:
1. Acts without thinking and then later rationalizes her behavior based completely on her emotions.
2. Thinks it's ok to act bitchy or psycho just because she's on her period.
3. Uses sex as a form of currency.
4. Says one thing to your face; then another to everyone else (aka. is "fake," "twatty," or "talks shit.")
5. Does something she says she likes just so she can complain about it later.
6. Spreads your embarrassing sexual info to all her friends.
7. Makes a boyfriend or friend buy her gifts only to her her complain about the gift you give her not being good enough later.
Men can also suffer from DBS. These men are called "super puss-cakes."
1. Acts without thinking and then later rationalizes her behavior based completely on her emotions.
2. Thinks it's ok to act bitchy or psycho just because she's on her period.
3. Uses sex as a form of currency.
4. Says one thing to your face; then another to everyone else (aka. is "fake," "twatty," or "talks shit.")
5. Does something she says she likes just so she can complain about it later.
6. Spreads your embarrassing sexual info to all her friends.
7. Makes a boyfriend or friend buy her gifts only to her her complain about the gift you give her not being good enough later.
Men can also suffer from DBS. These men are called "super puss-cakes."
Dude, I really want to date Taylor, but she has a serious case of "Dumb Bitch Syndrome."
What'd you mean, man?
She told all her friends about her ex's weird ass fetish. I don't want something like that to happen to me. Fuck that.
What'd you mean, man?
She told all her friends about her ex's weird ass fetish. I don't want something like that to happen to me. Fuck that.
by pinlitt May 14, 2011
by zero the dero September 4, 2018
When you do something really, really stupid. Like over-the-top, nonsensical, overthinking. Possibly, late at night.
Hello and welcome to Dumb Bitch Hours. Today we will be covering the late night sad ice cream texts to your ex, along with “does your family really like you?” Something that really keeps me up at night. Stay tuned!
by Questionablecuce June 18, 2019
Stupid Dumb Bitches are those who go above and beyond the steryotypical actions of both stupid bitches, as well as dumb bitches. SDB's can be utilized in any manner and treated with little respect.
Devan is a stupid dumb bitch.
Go get me a sammich, you stupid dumb bitch.
I heard that girl amanda j. has herpes and doesnt wash her self... what a SDB.
Go get me a sammich, you stupid dumb bitch.
I heard that girl amanda j. has herpes and doesnt wash her self... what a SDB.
by SlangCreatorXXX August 7, 2009
DBS for short,
basically the problem running rampant across the population, affecting mainly teenage girls, but has the possibility of carrying on into later life. However, DBS is usually permanent. "Cain't fix stupid."
Dumb Bitch Syndrome. The problem with all the girls at my school.
basically the problem running rampant across the population, affecting mainly teenage girls, but has the possibility of carrying on into later life. However, DBS is usually permanent. "Cain't fix stupid."
Dumb Bitch Syndrome. The problem with all the girls at my school.
"Hey Jacob, what's Obama's last name"
"Shut the fuck up, Kati, you're a dumb bitch"
"Sometimes it seems like there's nothing in Sami's head.."
"That's because there isn't, she has DBS and only knows how to talk about shopping for clothes and the dicks she's sucked."
"Why do all the girls at my school have Dumb Bitch Syndrome?"
"Shut the fuck up, Kati, you're a dumb bitch"
"Sometimes it seems like there's nothing in Sami's head.."
"That's because there isn't, she has DBS and only knows how to talk about shopping for clothes and the dicks she's sucked."
"Why do all the girls at my school have Dumb Bitch Syndrome?"
by falaylays August 11, 2012
sis is always making dumb ass decisions and choices. also lacks social abilities like speaking and basically just living. She usually gets a crush every two weeks but will always be extremely unsocial when around them, often makes them uncomfortable. shit, they do so much dumb shit it takes a toll on their body
she has dumb bitch disorder it makes her bonkers
by bicthesbebonkers March 21, 2019