Duck W

A person whom uses crappy pick up lines that have 60% chance to land, usually not to the desired effect.

Also someone who for an unknown reason instinctively peels lemons.

IDK what to put here, Duck W

Duck W by Forg Wizord May 1, 2023

duck wearing a wonderbra 

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.

My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

duck wearing a wonderbra by Cranberry Bob November 26, 2019

duck wearing a necktie 

When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.

Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.

duck wearing a necktie by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds 

Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Dan: You going to the hockey game tonight?
Kevin: Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds by wordfanagler January 2, 2019

Duck Whipping 

A noun and verb very similar to the act of Dick Whipping, Duck Whipping is a drunken party favorite among a geeky and nostalgic audience.

All you need is a drunk friend (consciousness is optional), a friend with a big ole dick, and the Duck Tales theme song. Simply play the theme song and at every "Duck Tales, woo ooh!" Slap the drunken friend back and forth across the face with the dick. Timing it so it hits on the "Woo ooh!" is the goal.

Dan is out like a light, time for some Duck Whipping.

Man she got Duck Whipped good, Woo ooh!

Duck Whipping by Seibatooth October 8, 2014

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand 

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like

Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand by A real n-word October 23, 2019

duck wrap 

A phrase that is believed to have originated in the area around Brighton, UK, a duck wrap is another way of describing a tit fuck, with the exception that the penis has just been removed from the lady's anal passage.

The name "duck wrap" comes about as an analogy between the hoi sin sauce on the duck meat in a chinese-style tortilla wrap, and the traces of faeces on the man's penis.

That bird last night was filthy; I did her up the shitter then gave her a duck wrap!

duck wrap by DMQOB December 30, 2004