The language of the people who can speak in dubstep and who have thumping soundsystems in there cars. This language can only be spoken by people who have a love of bass and dubstep and understand the power of dubstep.
John:'Hey Dug, Can you please translate "I hate Miley Cyrus" into Dubstepinees "
Dug : "WAHA WAH WAH"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.