Acronym for “Down To Churro”. Ready and willing to consume a
deep-fried pastry whether it be firm, thin and
short (Cinnamon Version) or soggy, long and thick (Oreo Version) from Taco Johns. A person is DTC when they succumb to the pressure of eating at Taco
John’s even if it’s only for the Churro. Being DTC doesn’
t necessarily dictate that one must eat any other
food there. One must be careful when DTC as the act of de-gloving and consuming such a sweet, phallic-like,
food will often subject the person to compromising photography. Said opportunities are often seized by colleagues, chuckle-heads, and trolls named “[Darren[” to create Photoshop gold and write songs titles applicable to the situation.
Shawn: “Has anyone listened to the new album by Churreo Speedwagon?”
Darren: “Nope. How is it?”
Shawn: “Full of smash hits such as:”
“Pour Some Churro’s On Me”
“
Live and Let Churro”
“American Churro”
“You Churro’d Me All Night Long”
“
Mo’ Churros,
Mo’ Problems”
“Churro On, Churro On”
Darren: Sounds like a winner! What inspired the album?
Shawn: Someone must have been seriously DTC and got caught. Leads to all sorts of shenanigans.
Darren: No doubt. No doubt.