Dry Docking

Flushing the toilet and then turning off the water supply resulting in a dry toilet. Then you take a shit so it sticks directly to the bowl and will not come clean easily, especially if it's there for while.
Jimmy gave my toilet a dry docking. I had to use an ice scraper to get the bowl clean.
by Jimmy Taint April 07, 2009
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"Hey Steve, I think I'm gonna try dry docking Sarah tonight!!!"
"You dirty bastard."
by Titus Felix Pullo April 24, 2009
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The act of screwing a chick in the ass without lube.
Dude, I was totally dry docking Yvonne last night.
by Slamin' Salmon May 06, 2010
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The act of two males spending an above average time with each other. It is to deplict two penisis rubbing up next to each other
1) Dude why are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck always dry docking?

2) Yea yea i hurd enough of you and your friend dry docking all day
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1) The act of Motor Boating a flat chested girl
2) The opposite of Motor Boating.
"That girl is so flat there is no possiblilty of Motor Boating her!". "Yeah, I know, it's more like Dry Docking".
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Performing anal sex with little or no lubrication.
Trisha's ass hurt bad enough that she had to leave work early because she had engaged in a bout of dry docking the night before.
by lutheria March 08, 2011
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With cruel intention, locate the primary toilet's water knob and continue to shut off the toilet's water supply. Quickly follow with a series of flushes to throughly drain the toilet's bowl and tank of any remaining water. Quickly take a shit, thus leaving your brown orphans behind to be discovered.
"Life's a Bitch," thought Johnny as he was Dry Docking into the Hotel's now empty toilet.
by D Asia August 06, 2006
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