Drug Parrot 

When drug dogs can’t sniff out any illegal drugs, drug parrots are usually brought in

Damn! The dogs were too nice to get the drugs. The vicious drug parrots will get them though.

Drug Parrot by Stillherechile May 4, 2022

Drug Parrots 

Drug Parrots are generally red macaws, bred and trained from birth to sniff out drugs when the drug dogs are unable to find any.

With ancestors having been in South America where the plant that coke is from is prolific, red macaws (and essentially all drug birds) can sniff out coke very well.

So while it may seem like they are chewing on something, they aren’t. They’re just sniffing for drugs.

You better not have any or they’ll catch you.

Below is what would happen to you if attacked by a drug parrot

Drug parrots are scary.

That’s why they use them Dave!

Drug Parrots by Stillherechile May 4, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016