When drug dogs can’t sniff out any illegal drugs, drug parrots are usually brought in
Damn! The dogs were too nice to get the drugs. The vicious drug parrots will get them though.
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Drug Parrots are generally red macaws, bred and trained from birth to sniff out drugs when the drug dogs are unable to find any.

With ancestors having been in South America where the plant that coke is from is prolific, red macaws (and essentially all drug birds) can sniff out coke very well.

So while it may seem like they are chewing on something, they aren’t. They’re just sniffing for drugs.

You better not have any or they’ll catch you.

Below is what would happen to you if attacked by a drug parrot
Drug parrots are scary.

That’s why they use them Dave!
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