Drop the paaaaaants

A saying used to get younger, drunken girls to have sex with you. It is a proven fact that 90% of the time, it works every time.

Girl: Mmmm this Peachka you bought us is delicious.

Guy: I'm glad bitch. Now Drop the paaaaaants.

Girl: Im really drunk. Okay. (undresses*)

by iHateJimbo December 9, 2013