Driving Stick

A handjob that occurs while driving a vehicle

"Even with an automatic transmission Jacob still enjoyed driving stick"

by lordjubs December 28, 2016

Driving Stick

The act of using ones knees to drive while simultaneously using a set of drum sticks to play the drum beat of music on the radio. Usually this is accomplished with the volume at the maximum setting. Some variations use the bottom of the steering wheel as the snare, the top is the hi hat, toms can be played on the seat or any surface that produces a thump, the bass can be played by stomping the floor board with the foot that doesn't do anything anyways, and symbols can be played on the windows. Many accomplished "Stick Drivers" can navigate even the most congested inner city streets or highway system seamlessly drumming to the heaviest metal music. Some lower level "stick drivers" should start of with a slow country song in the Walmart parking lot...

Police Officer: Sir, can you explain the reason you were swirving?
Guy: I was just started "driving stick"...
Police Officer: Ok I will let you off with a warning
Guy: drives off..
Police Officer: Hey... that was an automatic....

Guy: Drives into on coming traffic hitting a bus full of old clown nuns killing everyone in a huge explosion while slipknot blares from his radio...
Police Officer: haha... Noobs

by Condawg090 January 06, 2012

drives stick

in a woman's case, to be heterosexual

in a male's case, to be homosexual

in reference to penis, and enjoying them.

my girlfriend drives stick.

Liberace drove stick.

by McInnes November 09, 2005

to drive stick (verb)

to drive a manual transmission vehicle.

His car keeps stalling because he doesn't know how to drive stick

by e_rowdy November 17, 2003

Driving Stick-Shift

When the driver (preferably a female) jacks the passengers dick off by giving him a hand-job while driving.

Guy- "Me and my girl just got home from camping"

Friend- "Who drove?"

Guy- "She did, and she drove stick-shift the entire way."

Friend- "Damn man I love driving stick-shift!"

by LeGeNdKiLleR69 June 07, 2014

driving stick shift

to masterbate

G.chav : A yo where's Ray Jiga?

Arly: He said he is helping his mom...

G.chav : Hmmm so he's driving stick shift

by LasPlagas December 02, 2009

to drive stick (verb)

Has sex with men.

"yo, she ain't no dyke, she drives stick, fo' sho'!"

by Drakien March 06, 2003