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Drites

A class of dry foods, fruits or vegetables, primarily found in Sudan. Example tamarind, dates, Dom, ardib, el, hibiscus and sweet-sour bitter solution, black compressed dried-up leaves used to make a black colored drink.
Drites are a class of dry foods, fruits or vegetables, primarily found in Sudan. They are known to aid colon health.
by The VVIsaac June 1, 2025
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Van Driessen

The sensitive, much-beleaguered, long-haired school teacher from Beavis and Butthead. His efforts to seamlessly integrate a hippie sensibility while taking on the role of the modern school teacher/authority figure could often lead to interesting consequences.

Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".

During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.

He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.
Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.
by Eponymous Bosch November 14, 2004
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Driterz

“he has a driterz in the toilet
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drives stick

in a woman's case, to be heterosexual

in a male's case, to be homosexual

in reference to penis, and enjoying them.
my girlfriend drives stick.

Liberace drove stick.
by McInnes November 18, 2005
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My dad drives this car

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.
Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy
by SneakyBastard90 December 17, 2010
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driveshaft

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.
Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.
by Vlad the Impaler May 19, 2006
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Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.
"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."
by DJ Captain Airplane April 19, 2010
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