The best equestrian discipline. Everyone who rides horses does dressage to some degree, even if they refuse to admit it.
Essentially is like ballet on horseback. (but much cooler)
Essentially is like ballet on horseback. (but much cooler)
by Elessar266 November 16, 2006
Ballet for horses.... the most refined and difficult horse riding out there... great to watch. If dressage was cheap and easy, it would be called western
by seriouslyrita September 12, 2008
by thatguywhoisawesome August 29, 2012
Dressage is a stupid english riding sport. You make your horse do different things, such as walking, cantering, loaping, running, side stepping etc. Usually only preppy girls compete in this sport, because they have nothing better to do then show how much money they have, and that dirt is gross. Western riders laugh at these silly preppy english riding girls, cause they don't know how to actually ride.
Preppy girl #1: Like OHMIGOSH! My finger nails are dirty, ewww!
Preppy girl #2: Gross, you actually touched your horse, During dressage!
Cowgirl #1: Are you kidding me?
- Preppy girls stick they're gross little pierced noses up, and get on they're poor horses, that never get freedom.
THE END.
Preppy girl #2: Gross, you actually touched your horse, During dressage!
Cowgirl #1: Are you kidding me?
- Preppy girls stick they're gross little pierced noses up, and get on they're poor horses, that never get freedom.
THE END.
by Turn&BurnBaby. December 5, 2011
An adjective used to describe something classy or just generally awesome. It can be adapted to cure one's lack of a better word in most situations.
by spendid May 26, 2011
by Nozferatus November 29, 2019
by dressageenthusiast1 March 21, 2023