Dr. Slice 

A tasty blend of Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb mixed with Slice made by PepsiCo until discontinued in early 2006 and replaced by Cheerwine. Dr. Slice had the magical effect of producing an unbreakable smile after 60 oz. and anal urination after 80 oz. Dr. Slice had a seemingly unconquerable limit of consumtion of 100 oz. in 1 hour, which was later found to be false by the biggest and strongest men: Mark and Kyle.

I've been to a lot of doctors, but only one doctor has made it possible for me to piss out of my butt: Dr. Slice!

Dr. Slice by Dustin Swimmer July 14, 2006

Dr. Slick 

The most awesome man to ever walk the planet. Always chock full of knowledge and quirky comments.

Who do you have for Chem next year?
Dr. Slick.
Sweet!

Dr. Slick by Who knows...? April 23, 2008

Dr. Slickback 

Dr Slickback: a person in a seat of authority who flaunts his power and thinks he's super important, and has thinning hair, a comb over, or is entirely bald. Usually between the ages of 42-59.

Man #1: Man, did you hear that Dr. Slickback Richards go on and on and on about himself during the meeting?
Man #2: I know! He is such an ass!

Dr. Slickback by Foolish Mortal November 3, 2011