Dr. Jerry

a lively concoction of equal parts Diet Dr Pepper and Sailor Jerry's rum. patented by Dave and Blaire

Dr. Jerry means you should take a pint size glass and add Sailor Jerry. Add ice. Add Diet Dr. Pepper. Fill glass to the brim. Enjoy.

Dr. Jerry by Dave and Blaire October 14, 2009

Dr. Jerry Falwell 

1. A rather large, pink-faced talking head. 2. Co-Chairman of The Moral Majority 3. A Christian 4. Televangelist

..." and all my friends," remarked Dr. Jerry Falwell during his January Fourteenth, Two Thousand and Seven {program touting the benefits of 'Buy A Jew From Russia And Send Him Home'} Television Infommercial - As Seen On TV/Comcast Cable

Dr. Jerry Falwell by EatMeRaw! December 10, 2008

Dr. Jerkyll and Miss. Hyde 

To jerk or not to jerk? That is the question. Essentially, you take your little lady out to a nice evening on the town, treating her to a fine meal and such. Being the nice guy you are, you invite her back home to the tune of a few hits of LSD. 30 minutes later you find yourself masterbating at a furious pace of 100 beats a minute, chasing your girl around the house screaming "I am Spartacus" and tossing little pickles at the back of her head.

You then wake up the next morning to your car keys in your ass and a pug humping itself.

"Dr. Jerkyll and Miss. Hyde, the gift that keeps on giving."

Dr. Jerkyll and Miss. Hyde by sac-a-jew-ias July 5, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008