Dunkin' Dozer

The massive attack of the shits that someone gets from drinking too much coffee.

"Oh shit, I gotta drop a huge Dunkin' Dozer before I ruin my pants all over the place."
"Sucks to be you man. That's why I stay away from coffee."

by SiN 666 December 7, 2008

muff dozer

One who likes to perform cunniligus on a female. Usually associated with a lesbian or bi-sexual female.

Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.

Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.

Many derivatives apply.

I had an awesome 3 way last night, as I pounded Kellie's ass hole from behind, she went muff dozer on Kathleen!

I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.

Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!

by Richter ass November 8, 2010

Bro dozer

The act of driving a lifted truck. Commonly outfitted with a light bar and larger tires.

Chris and I cruised around in his bro dozer today.

by DontCountOnIt007 October 6, 2020

cock dozer

the active form of a cum bucket. a girl who fucks through one cock after another. usually while drunk .

That girl is such a cock dozer. She goes from flirt to fuck in during the same drink.

by targeteer November 1, 2013

dozer tits

Breasts which are abnormally or noticeably larger than an average female. As in "dozer some big tits".

"Hey man check out those dozers!"
- as in dozer some big tits
dozer tits

by Kzeus September 16, 2006

Choad Dozer

After pulling out and ejaculating on the lady's taint, you try to counteract the forces of gravity by using the head of the penis (as a dozer) to keep the ejaculate from slipping into her anal region.

A choad dozer is only fun for a few seconds, then I get sleepy and must rest.

My men and I have traveled a fort night and have built a man-sized desire to Choad Doze your virgins. Bring them forth.

by Bizoid April 17, 2006

i-dozer

A computer program that uses brain waves to simulate the sensations of various drugs. It's not intended to feel like the actual drug but to stimulate the brain to release the natural chemicals that make you feel good (like dopamine). Best if used with headphones, just relax and close your eyes. It is intended to suggest to your mind to release the chemicals that make you feel good. But you have to be willing to let it do that. At most, it can only do to you, what you expect it to do.

I listened to i-dozer and I feel more relaxed now.

by MsCtrl January 24, 2009