Downstairs Milk

cum

Melissa: I’m thirsty.
Carson: You want some downstairs milk?
Melissa: Ew, no!

by NC:NoClass June 10, 2020

banana downstairs

referring to the occupation of a penis on a male.

can also be used to state the appearance of an erection.

finally, this can be used to refer to the obvious change of a public area on a woman.

girl, did you check out that banana downstairs?? damn!!

all of a sudden a banana popped up downstairs!

did you check that bitch out?
yeah, i guess she got a penile implant.
damn, she got a banana downstairs!

by pass a dena June 7, 2006

downstairs inside

Downstairs a women's vagina inside's having sex by Tony Howard , jack frost

Downstairs inside's I Tony Howard went down stairs on your mom and had inside's with that pussy

by king sex March 10, 2016

downstairs dennis

Taking a dump in someone else's pants and then giving them a wedgie

I gave charlie a downstairs dennis

by fapperzapper December 1, 2014

downstairs jewellery

Jewellery adorning the sexual organs.

Hey Mindy, was it your belt that set off the airport's metal detector? Nope, it was my downstairs jewellery.

by PP The Monkey April 4, 2011

Downstairs Nose

A slang, yet proper term for ones penis.

Used most often in lighthearted situations.

bro #1" hey bro you gonna hook up with that chick again?"

bro #2 " Na man I blew it. My downstairs nose sneezed too early"

by The criminalz March 8, 2011

downstairs toilet

A very lazy British attempt at making a synomyn for a woman's private parts. It can be alot of fun to use though, as people are usually very confused when confronted with it in a sentence!

"She dropped her alan whickers and I had a good look at her downstairs toilet."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005