Douglas MacArthur 

possibly the most American son of a bitch to ever live this god damn fucker is so fucking American he has got a fucking corn pipe permanently implanted strait to his mouth hes so fucking merican' he ain't afraid to nuke China with the power of a thousand suns hes the man that wore sunglasses before it was even cool this strait son of a bitch is so full of American that's hes the son to George Washington and a bald eagle whom feathers were forged in the flames of patriotism hes so goddamn American to the point were hes got the words MERICA' ingrained on his left peck hes the most goddamn god loving patriot to ever live and that hes the a level 4 field marshal of the United States of America with the trait brilliant strategist attached

Bro 1: who are they bringing in?
Bro 2: Douglas MacArthur
Bro 1: RUN

Douglas MacArthur by Crafty_YT August 7, 2021

Douglas MacArthur 

A US army general, known for the Korean war, who is extremely based. One of his most admirable suggestions was nuking China, which was definitely not unethical/ un-called for/ would not cause all-out nuclear warfare between the superpowers.

You hear about that fella Douglas Macarthur, what a cool guy with a massive schlong. I wish I was him.

Douglas MacArthur by Douglas MacArthur Fan June 21, 2022