doughnuts

the number one solution to being obese

mmmmmmmmm doughnuts

by bob saget June 22, 2004

Doughnuting

The art of going on a night out and avoiding to getting any action. For some people this is a hobby

Me: Tim you are so good at doughnuting!
Tim: I know. I even walked her back home without making a move

by The doughnut November 29, 2013

doughnut

A prostitute, escort or hooker. So named because in order to get your nut you must give up the dough first.

I'm getting to the age where I'm gonna have to start picking up doughnuts on street corners to ever get laid.

by Cyanide Cynic December 30, 2005

doughnuts

To give someone nothing... For the hole in the middle of a doughnut meaning zero.

I tried to chat her up but she gave me complete doughnuts.

by kidrex March 28, 2007

doughnut

a cake like food which can be circular with a hole in the middle, spherical with various traditional cake like fillings or iced with various icing flavours

The Simpsons- Homer- Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm doughnuts, arrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (dribble dribble)

by mckenzie geeza March 20, 2005

Doughnutting

When a male uses a glazed doughnut's hole for masturbation. Typically cumming on top of the doughnut as if the cum acts as a glaze then later eats it.

hey mom can't talk. I'm doughNUTting right now.

by Juan_Book August 24, 2017

doughnuts

This is what you receive when having sex with a girl with a yeast infection.

Stay away from Trixie. She be bakin' bread and might get some doughnuts instead.

by Dietsch October 18, 2008