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Douche Rag 

A female version of a “Douche Bag”
Douche Rag, one who, interacts with, congregates with, hangs with, keeps in company with, has sleazy intimate relations with, act like, dresses like, drink with, hair gels with, a Douche Bag.
A 'Douche Rag' likes to chew gum, smoke cigs and wear giant loopy earring’s all at the same time… Lots of perfume and lipstick with f#ck me pumps and a mini. My best friend slept with my X. She’s hanging around the guy who took his shirt off at the party. She’s upstairs doing coke. Blames the alcohol for lude behavior. Likes Asian letter tattoos on Douche bags left arm not right. Two drinks and your baby sitting a very likely back ally blowjob.
Douche Rag by WilliamFuentes December 21, 2008
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douche rag 

when you take a used douche bag and wear it like a dew rag
yO bitch represent that douche rag.
douche rag by the nooge May 28, 2003

douche rag 

a piece of absorbent material upon which a guy ejaculates and keeps around to avoid using too many tissues.
you: "why is this shirt wet?"
me: "why are you wearing my douche rag?"
douche rag by pericles February 27, 2004

Douche Rag 

The white version of the do-rag
See that white cracka trying to pull of dat "Douche Rag"??
Douche Rag by THE BOMB DIG May 28, 2012

Doo Rag douche

Doo Rag Douche- Any white person who wears a Doo Rag and thinks it will give them street cred or make them less white.
person A: "Wow that white guy in that car is wearing a doo rag."

Person B: "What a Doo Rag Douche."
Doo Rag douche by The Flying 69 March 31, 2008

President Douchebag 

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

schrodinger’s douchebag 

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"
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