Douche Balls 

1. When a man's genitalia is fairly clean. Usually because the man is a germaphobe and cleans his tunk with a douche.

2. Slang. Negative slander used when something unpleasant has happened.

Girl: "Wow, that's pretty clean. You must have Douche Balls."
Guy: "Why yes, yes I do."

Guy One: "Ahh man, Our van was broken into and all our gear was stolen."
Guy Two: "Douche Balls..."

Douche Balls by Mr. Piklington August 17, 2010

Douche Ball 

a game played by people who act like a douche.

person 1: wow these guys love to play Douche Ball!

person 2: yep!

Douche Ball by CarmelitasLover May 11, 2010

douche ball 

1) Similar to the Downey Ball, except for the cleaning of the female genetalia
2) You, you fucking douche ball!

1) "My Vagina is quite dirty, I need a Douche ball!"
2)"Look at me, I'm a stupid little douche ball

douche ball by Anonymous June 10, 2003

douche ball 

1.] taking the contents of a douche bag and concentrating it into a solid form of a ball, therefore, making it a complete douche ball.
2.] one step above being a douche bag (a complete idiot who doesnt know anything they are talking about)

Wow, Alex B. over there is a complete douche ball.

douche ball by RendeisaG November 18, 2010

Ball Douche 

The basketball player who:
a) never passes to anyone on his team and always tries to drive it to the hoop, unsuccessfully every time and:
b) the kid who is way overaggressive on the court and shoves/argues every call/gets a tad physical.

Example 1
Referee (after watching him take 5 steps): travel
Ball Douche: What the f*ck is wrong with you the rules say you can take 2 d*mn steps after dribbling! I took two, you call a travel, and your mom is out in the bleachers crying from embarrassment because her adopted he/she whatever you are SUCKS!

Example 2
Player 1: (subtly boxes out Ball Douche)
Ball Douche: (throws right hook, jabs the player in the mouth, tackles him, steps on his nuts, breaks his ribs, stabs him with a homemade mini-spear through the arm, breaks his femur, dislocates players other arm from his shoulder, and puts peanut butter on his toes so they will be eaten by rabid squirrels wielding light sabers)

Ball Douche by JoeManX January 23, 2010

doushe ball 

another word for duesy, duesbout, jacob. A term to make fun off people with the names listed above and that have terrible lisp.

haha, you have bad lisp u doushe ball!

doushe ball by a kid that likes to make fun Duesy for his lisp February 5, 2008

doucheballer 

Any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.

That Jenn is such a doucheballer; she's had more narcissistic/sociopathic assholes inside her than the New York Stock Exchange.

doucheballer by theonlyprof June 15, 2013