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Double Barrel Shotgun Nose 

When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.
His double barrel shotgun nose could hold cantaloupes.

double-barrel shotgun 

A. a break open shotgun with 2 barrels

B. the best way to say "get the fuck off my lawn"

C. everything else on this page
John: I THOUGH I TOLD YOU JW TO STAY OFF MY LAWN *gets out the double-barrel shotgun* *JW's run away as fast as they can go*

Double Barrel Shotgun 

From the people who brought you the shotgun... The double-barrel shotgun will revolutionize the way you get trashed...A double shot of vodka immediately followed by a shotgunned beer...alcohol consumption has never been so efficient
Wanna shotgun a beer?
Fuck that, let's do a double barrel shotgun

Double Barrel Shotgun 

When a girl slips her two middle fingers up the ol’ tail pipe and you blow your load like a shotgun
“Bro my girlfriend gave me the ‘Double Barrel Shotgun’ last night, it was beyond a feeling.”

double barrel shotgun 

smoking or hitting two vapes or dab pens at once
don't double barrel shotgun the pens you're gonna get too high!

double-barrel shotgun 

the girl in the middle of a guy-girl-guy threesome.

receiving a penis in the vagina and anus simultaneously.

the act of having sex with a woman at the same time as another man.
Dave and I pulled a double-barrel shotgun on Jane last night.

I really wanna try a double-barrel shotgun, but I'm afraid it might hurt.