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A rare disease caused by the consumption of any type of dog. Effects include: wet nose, severe hair growth (type varies depending on what the dog's hair was), unusual growling and barking, heavy mouth breathes, tongue sticking out, brain decay, literally becoming a dog, and many more.
"Hey, consume the dog for some nutrients."

"Hell no, I don't wanna get Dogsumption Syndrome."
by TotallyNotZel June 15, 2019

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