Ima Doofus

See 'Jesus Christ'
Holy fucking Moses! It's Ima Doofus! I think we ought to give him money.
by asdf December 13, 2003
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diddley darn doofus

An extreme insult that should never be used.
Him: You diddley darn doofus!!
Me: .....YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!
by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019
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Doofus laugh

This is a chuckle that sounds like the way a bobble-head doll would laugh after being tweaked. It has a certain amount of Mortimer Snerd in it. When the doofus executes this laugh correctly, said doofus will tend to drool on himself and possibly others. This is not a problem unless the entity who is drooled upon is a carrier of the Doofus gene. What happens then, you don't even want to know. But because this is a dictionary, I have to tell you.
A genetic match of drool and fool results in reverse cool. It's not a pretty sight. For example, the doofusse's (or Doofigh's) very existence can implode. In this implosion one can break out into slobbering tears like Rep. John Boehner did recently. That was a fine example of a Doofus laugh "gone south AND sissy."
by the pro from dover January 13, 2011
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My baby doofus

A dumb dog who hose doof and is my baby doofus but a dumb girl stole her
by Pato_duck July 17, 2021
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Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.
Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.
by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022
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doofus dog

A dumb dog who barks a lot and can’t stfu and has a dumb owner
Did u see that dumb owner waking Her doofus dog
by Pato_duck July 17, 2021
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