Donald Trump

An orange, racist man that half of America decided to vote to elect as President of the United States.

Canadians: "Who the fuck elects an orange President, eh?"
Americans: "Half of our dumbass country."
Canadians: "Come over to Canada. You can have free maple syrup and go dog sledding without Donald Trump here."

by sinistura March 30, 2019

Donald Trump

fat ass, shrimp lookin dick, burnt cheeto puff who happens to be America's president.

a dumbass: yo who tf is donald trump?
gen z: that burnt cheeto pufff lookin guy with a shrimp dick.

by you is bebe June 27, 2020

Donald Trump

A man who, during his 2016 presidential run, had the bulk of articles extolling him amongst get-rich-quick and lose-weight-fast articles, and were almost as reputable as them, too.

Donald Trump is an excellent example of why businessmen shouldn't run countries.

by Real republican September 12, 2020

Donald Trump

An orange guy that got stuck in a peach🍑

“OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT DONALD TRUMP IS STUCK IN A PEACH?!?!?! CRAZY RIGHT”

by Bonskeeskee December 23, 2019

Donald Trump

Puppet
Sexual predator
Fraud
Soviet Implant
President
Treasonous Traitior
Bloated
Master of the forces dark side
Koch Brothers personal cock wrangler

Remember that time we ripped a hole in time and space and when all the smoke cleared we had a orange faced sexual predator who defrauded American citizens with a fake University or those times when he stiffed all those blue collar workers....yes the same ones who vote for them....but wait why... because people like the Koch Brothers have found ways to make every citizen slaves.....wait that doesn't sound right this is America.....well sir it's amazing the things you can buy with the riches Nazis stole ....so our president is a predator, fraud and Nazi ? Wtf oh wait the best part is yet to come he was put there by Russian's....is this a new Netflix show?.....no it's Donald Fucking Trump Nigga

Grabem by the pussy son Donald trump

by Sir Dave the Douche August 17, 2019

Donald Trump

A man who has no common sense & blocks out lives.He thinks building a wall is gonna stop them.Nah bruh I'll break that thing down.He also wears a toupee & is orange.

#idiot #trump #orange #guythatgotnohairline #toupeeowner

Donald Trump?You mean the guy with no hair?

by iiOrexLxverii December 9, 2019

Donald Trump

A person who doesnt have a brain or is obsessed with walls.

Hey that kid is a donald trump, he has no brain!

by FunnyDics October 26, 2019