Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.

" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"

Don't SHIT ME by jude_it February 21, 2023

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Hit me, but don’t shit me

It means you’d rather be hit physically then put up with someone’s verbal crap.

Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.

Hit me, but don’t shit me by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022

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Don't Shit With Me

A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative

A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me

Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me

Don't Shit With Me by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009

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chocolate don't have shit on me

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).

1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

chocolate don't have shit on me by Em.* August 20, 2005