A word used as a substitute for any word needed, particularly drugs, toes, peni, and Listorene mouth wash. Mostly used by 13 year-old children pulling an all-nighter at their friend's birthday party. Side effects include but are not limited to: uncontrollable farting and laughing, as well as psychedelic delusions, and the uncontrollable temptation to watch Youtube.

WARNING!: May cause permanent brain damage.
My doink is huge!
by Kariaze June 20, 2018
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A weird phrase to call friends. Doink’s are usually small people who are kind of strange. Some Doink’s are considered crazy. Everybody has been a Doink once in their life. Sometimes Doink’s are pathetic but that’s cool.
Gilbert is SUCH a Doink
by ThomasStanleyHolland August 26, 2019
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Swinging doinks.

That’s a fucking huge doiiiiink!
by Jlabxo December 21, 2017
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A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.
EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)
by apple juice ginger May 15, 2011
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Someone who is particularly daft or dumb.
Roger: Hey Paul you Jackoff what’s 2 + 4?
Paul: 7
Roger: No you doink it’s 5
by Shloink Ma Doink Jackson January 4, 2020
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fat doinks in Amish. when you smoke a fat doink when it's made out of a corn husk pipe after railing your brother's sister while eating a taco salad out of her ass
yo Bethlehem me and Jafar had a fat doinks in Amish last night
by fat doinks December 16, 2022
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