A person who has an unhealthy obsession with dogs. They are very vocal about how they love dogs more than people, and inexplicably hate cats and anyone who likes cats for reasons that don't exist. They are in constant denial that their home, car, and clothes stink and are filthy all the time, and will date someone just to gain access to their dog.
This guy in my class is a total dog fucker. He stinks like wet dog all the time, and we were talking and I mentioned I have a cat and he freaked on me and called me an evil sociopath.
by Tang October 18, 2017
She shags dogs and wanted to fuck the reptilian lord leafyishere but he destroyed and roasted her causing her to shag another fucking poodle. She fingered her self and asked people what it smelled like this defines her as a the dog fucker
by Patryk the reptilian February 17, 2018
basically a term used to describe an individual who does not do his fair share of work (eg. walking around talking, smoking, whatever else, but avoiding doing any actual work)
a person who "fucks the dog" or is "dog fucking" is
a person who "fucks the dog" or is "dog fucking" is
by Anonymous October 07, 2003
If my boss so much as sez another word to me about that shit! i'm gonna fuck the dog the rest of the day
by bob rains September 02, 2003
by J05H 101 April 06, 2016
dog: woof woof) david ker: that dog is hot come here dog come to my bed im gona stick my dick in you. poor dog :( he really did fuck his dog dog fucker ew
by bettyboop8849 July 21, 2010