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Dog talk 

Attempting to have a conversation with your pet as if it could understand you and reply back.
Stop dog talking he's not going to say anything back
Dog talk by MonksAlex August 15, 2010

Middle dog talk 

A dog language from a middle elevation of a region that canines trying to get rich and powerful try to learn.
Francis and his dog were discussing, in Middle Dog Talk, the new car amp technology and inventory they were going to team up on and sell their potential customers. Nothing silly about that, just two pals finding their rhythm.

talk to a man about a dog 

A polite way to tell people you have to take a dump
My grandmother said, " I have to talk to a man about a dog". I had no idea what she ment but in her day that was a way to say she had to take a shit.

talk to the dog 

A verb phrase meaning to masturbate (Males Only). The origin of the word comes from Tokyo as we try to make ambiguous phrases to hide meaning from people who kinda speak English
I'm going to go home and talk to the dog...twice
talk to the dog by JPCarl October 20, 2008

talking dog 

Bob: I got some fire head from a talking dog last night!

Joe: ??????
talking dog by Zohle December 2, 2020

Talking dog 

A app where you talk to a lazy dog revived by a black man saying do you love god? 3 times until he replied no.
Black guy(speed)do you love god? (Talking dog) no.
Talking dog by Talking dog(Ben) April 22, 2022
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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