Doctor Jennys

A quirky, sexy controversial new kind of female physician who offers chardonnay vaccines to treat and prevent COVID rather than the current FDA approved options. Doctor Jennys recruit patients using ride share apps and Bumble. Doctor Jennays are known to casually vape during patient consultations or sip on white claws during examinations. Doctor Jennys are the Covid 19 update to the naughty nurse cliche whose unorthodox vaccine methods are sending many clients to rehab with COVID.

“Yo my new doctor is one of those Doctor Jennys bro, she didn’t remember I was her Uber driver last week and invited me up for a hookup then had no idea who I was when I came in for my COVID vaccine. For reals she vaccinated me with white wine instead of the COVID vaccine, winked then asked if I deliver for Uber eats on my way out.”

“Dr Jenny will cure all of your ailments and then some haha”

Doctor Jennys by #stayholm February 7, 2022

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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