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Doads - used to describe female breast of any size, shape or form.
She has a cracking set of doads.

Man I would love to give her doads a diddy ride

Her doads swung back and forth in a frenzy as I took her from behind.
by Doadmaster March 25, 2009
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2 a : an equal in rank, power, or character : PEER b : one of a pair : MATE

3 : A slur comparing one to a phallic representation, often used to describe a dildo or someone who is dildoesque in appearance or disposition.

4 a obsolete : a person of one of the lower social classes

5 : A masturbatory device typically formed in the shape of a penis. Can also be used as a slur or term of endearment.
"Wow, you're are such a fucking doad!"

"That slut had a 14' doad in her purse"

"Doad! Its good to see you doad!"

"My shorts were too short and my doad was swinging free, I was like the Liberty Bell!"
by Matphat June 09, 2004
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similar in origin to 'choad', however this variation means a penis that has a bellend that is several times wider than the shaft. This results in a curved, dome-like penis that rather resembles a giant red mushroom, or in some flatter cases, a medieval shield. Use as such however, is certainly not recommended, however tempting it may seem.

Also used as a term of abuse.
"Ouch, God damn it, he shot an arrow right into my doad! It was a bad idea using it as a shield!"
"You can be a right doad sometimes Chris."
by Bellster July 12, 2006
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scottish term for a shit,mainly use in the glasgow area
Jesus Christ man i gaging for a doad

Here man look at the size of my doad

That dog just doaded on my shoes
by Rodney Spank December 27, 2007
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1. A penis.

2. A dude who's a dumbass

"...she reached down there and started pulling on my DOAD, and before I knew it, I was seven inches deep in that ho..."

Kevin was the biggest DOAD I ever lived with
by playa j-tizzle November 21, 2005
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