do myself

Masturbate...

I do myself before going to bed every night. I did myself under the desk.

by astrobeardman June 16, 2017

when I want my prick yanked I'll do it myself

Return-Retort-Phrase letting the the party who has just spoken know that thier statemnt is not belived.

13YearOldKidWhoDefinedGod: You see, the bible is full of contradictions, and...


Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

I’ll do it myself?!

Something that Barack Hussein Obama junior asks every second of the day

I’ll do it myself?!

by Guccipolo November 28, 2025

Do that to myself

No.

Hym "I didn't do that to myself. But if I come in here with a knife and start stabbing up a kid... YOU... WILL HAVE done that to yourself. You will know as a matter of absolute certainty why that is happening. And it isn't just me arbitrarily doing it."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You

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If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 28, 2025

Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025