When you suspend yourself in a bathroom stall, using the stall walls, and proceed to poop into the toilet below.
Holy shit, did you see Lixxx dive bombing in the bathroom the other day? It fell like 4 feet before it hit the toilet!
by Captains of Fun September 17, 2010
To begin taking a shit while still hovering over the toilet and quickly sitting down. This usually hits the target, but sometimes shit lands outside the target causing coscateral damage.
After eating five burritos I could feel a donkey turn coming. I ran to the crapper but ended up dive bombing it anyhow.
by the defecation station June 28, 2008
by Spaz De Kat January 22, 2009
by his grace March 25, 2008
Method of attack in military circles. As the name suggests, you dive before dumping a bomb on a target. Used as a means to increase accuracy of bombing, plus it is bloody satisfying, especially if you get a one-bomb double kill. Specialised dive-bombing aircraft like the Ju-87 Stuka, D3A or SB2C are used for such roles.
For best results, conduct dive-bombing in a Ju 87 with Jericho trumpets, and relish in the opposition's terror.
by A Random European Gamer April 09, 2021
The act of drunkenly, running across a room, where a party is going on, jumping onto a table with the sole purpose of breaking it and making yourself look awesome/like an ass.
by Live Ever Die Never October 16, 2008
Derived from the name of Quetzalcoatl, whose name comes from the Nahuatl language and has the meaning of "feathered-serpent", the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb entails smothering of the male sexual partner's penis in hot bovril and then feathers so that the resulting sexual organ is both feathered and serpentine in its scaly burntness. The Male then plunges his organ into the orifice of his choice and nature takes over from there.
Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.
Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.
Bartholemy: Hello old bean! I do say I gave Miriam quite the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb last night!
Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?
Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.
Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?
Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.
Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?
Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.
Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?
Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.
by Cornelius P. Bulletball January 19, 2010