by THE METH WIZARD. June 20, 2020
very similar to the PEZ candy dispenser we all had when we were kids, When you tilt the head back on a LEZ dispenser, a piece of candy will emerge from the lesbians neck.
by Maxwell July 1, 2004
"Bite my dadpaste dispenser."
by A Concerned Citizen The Second November 27, 2009
Someone that has not been circumcised that tucks pez candy in his foreskin for whomever gives them the next blowjob.
by Speedguy70 June 11, 2023
Also known as Dickspenser
n. -A man that ain’t your man/boyfriend/partner/friend but will give you dick whenever you feel like it.
n. -A man that ain’t your man/boyfriend/partner/friend but will give you dick whenever you feel like it.
by Capricay December 17, 2017
it's when a girl smokes way too much when she's a teenager, so she gets throat cancer by the age of 20. they have to cut the hole in her throat that you see in those creepy commercials. then, a guy will make her deepthroat him, and when he cums, it comes out of the hole and drips down her neck.
I did the soap dispenser to a new chick that I met at a bar. She didn't have her voice box thingy on her, but I still got her too give me head, and when I busted a nutt it came out like a soap dispenser. when she found her voice box thingy, she told me her name was ivory, ohh the irony
by E FeAzY May 9, 2009
When you are allowed out with the lads for a 'heavy lashing' due to exceptional circumstances which can't be refused (eg Wetting the babies head, Stag Do etc). Also commonly referred to as a '24 hour pass'.
'But love, its Barry's stag do, I can't not go - you've got to give me special dispensation!!', 'hmmmmm, this is the seventh stag do that Barry's had in 3 months' murmured Tracy suspiciously.
by chesterpest January 18, 2010