Dirty texas
Dirty texas by Cheesecakemuncher April 18, 2020
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Dirty Texas Blowjob
when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus
Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro
Alex: holy crap bro
Dirty Texas Blowjob by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025
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texas dirty whip
Whilst the male proceeds to fuck a male/female in the dirty butt hole, preferably "doggy style", the giver quickly withdraws his "poop dick" then runs beside his receiver. Quickly and powerfully he proceeds to whip her/his back then quickly gets back inside before the other partner realizes what just happened.
Dirk: I was fornicating Gabe hard in the pooper last night when I went to preform the Texas Dirty Whip the fucker turned and i got him with a Mexican Cheese Saucer on accident.
John: Boss probably wasn't happy about that. At least he got his protein in for the day.
John: Boss probably wasn't happy about that. At least he got his protein in for the day.
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