Dirty texas 

Where you ride a bull whilst having anal sex with a stranger whilst your husband watches

Last night me and my husband tried the dirty texas

Dirty texas by Cheesecakemuncher April 18, 2020

Dirty Texas Blowjob 

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus

Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro

Dirty Texas Blowjob by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025

texas dirty whip 

Whilst the male proceeds to fuck a male/female in the dirty butt hole, preferably "doggy style", the giver quickly withdraws his "poop dick" then runs beside his receiver. Quickly and powerfully he proceeds to whip her/his back then quickly gets back inside before the other partner realizes what just happened.

Dirk: I was fornicating Gabe hard in the pooper last night when I went to preform the Texas Dirty Whip the fucker turned and i got him with a Mexican Cheese Saucer on accident.

John: Boss probably wasn't happy about that. At least he got his protein in for the day.

texas dirty whip by BostonBoss September 13, 2012

dirty teasha

When you suck your mans dick from the back while licking his ass with a ice cube and grape jelly

Dude my gurl gave me a dirty teasha last night and now im hooked

dirty teasha by Lickemloe September 15, 2021

TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG 

A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire

" She's a Texas Dirt Floor Bar Hag, I hope she chokes.

TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG by Ricey Ripp October 5, 2006

Texas Dirt devil 

The act of getting head and she spins in a circle

That girl gave me a Texas dirt devil

Texas Dirt devil by Dalton green January 31, 2021