Dirty king

When your having sexual intercourse with your mother and then she switched positions and donkey punches you

"My mother I were alone last night so she decided to do the dirty king

by LOLSTUN May 4, 2019

King Dirty

King dirty is a pseudo-name given the the royal leader of the Dirty family. King dirty is a surprisingly cunning sexy king who is sometimes known to sleep in till noon. He is the epitome of all things dirty.

Dang mr clean you aint got shit on king dirty.

King dirty=mcdirty^2

by King dirty jr March 19, 2012

dirty Derek King benn NE

When somebody is pegging there grandpa while he shats out ballistic charts on your balls and makes them move like a punching bag while calling you a good ass boy while a little kid defacates in your mouth.

I wanna dirty derek King benn NE my dad so bad

by vxid.ryft March 28, 2025

dirty kingston

Jacking off into a computors hardrive slot and plugging it in until the room stinks of rotten jizz

Doing a dirty kingston while looking st anime chicks on discord

by Yeetdababu October 14, 2022

dirty kingsley

The act of having rough patient intimate sex with a family member and animal.

We dont talk to him anymore hes a dirty kingsley

by TomatoPasteSoup April 9, 2024

dirtykong

(noun) A monkey that is in desperate need for a shower. It can also mean a person that plays halo too much, and is really really dirrrrty.
The repeated use of the letter "r" symbolizes just how dirty they really are.
If you ever run into a dirrrrrrrtykong (class 7), just back away slowly, don't turn your back on it, and then get the hell outta there!

Ben: Dude I was walking through the jungle the other day, and I totally ran into a dirrrtykong!
Kevin: Wow, that's a level 3 dirtykong! I'm surprised you made it out alive!
Ben: Yeah, I'm alive, but I sure smell like shit

by Brian H September 12, 2005

Dirtying

While having sex, sperm gets on the persons covers. This is dirtying.

"I was dirtying a girls bed last night"

by Koperkiep November 13, 2009