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Dirty Eoin 

A Dirty Eoin Involves 2 males and 1 female but most importantly a window and is when the alpha male spits on his fingers and insert them into the beta Males anus rubbing it around until there’s enough shit on his hand. The Alpha Male then jerks himself off smearing the shit on his penis. After the alpha males penis is covered in the beta males shit he proceeds to stick it into the females vagina while this is going on beta Male goes outside the window and cums on the glass in a shape of a heart. After several days the window will be cleaned by all 3 participants licking the window
Hey man that was a amazing Dirty Eoin last night ready to clean off the window ?
Dirty Eoin by Noobmaster001 May 7, 2020
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Dirty eoin 

I am a dirty eoin
You are a dirty eoin
Dirty eoin by Layzieos May 3, 2020
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