A sexual act in which a man exposes his boner in a public outdoor area,
wandering aimlessly while pointing it towards the ground. When he randomly chooses to stop, he
immediately proceeds to rub one out
on the ground beneath him. If asked what he is doing, he explains he is dowsing for a well.
1.) Jenny saw someone performing a dirty dowsing rod in
Central Park this morning as she was going for a jog.
2.) Larry was
arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.