Dirty Turp 

n. A dance usually done with art utensils in hand. The dance can be done to the beat of most songs and is acceptable at any time. The dance should also be done after the trigger word, "turpentine", is said aloud.

v. The act of performing the Dirty Turp

"I just learned how to do the Dirty Turp!"

"Go do the Dirty Turp with that girl right now. She'll be entranced by those moves."

"I just Dirty Turp'd with this girl one night and, to make a long story short, she's my wife now!"

Dirty Turp by Mr. Hebrew August 28, 2013

Dirty Turp 

A dance usually done with art utensils in hand. The dance can be done to the beat of most songs and is acceptable at any time. The dance should also be done after the trigger word, "turpentine", is said aloud.

"I just did the Dirty Turp at the dance a minute ago"

"Really? Sweet, I've been trying to learn it for a while now"

Dirty Turp by The Hebrew Hand August 19, 2013

dirtyturtlesockfucker

when you put a whole bottle of lotion in your sock and start jacking off. when your about to cum you pull of the sock in a special way to make it inside out, wipe the remaining lotion from youre penis. then get a bucket of ice and stick youre dick in it. afterwards analfuck youre wrinkly old grandma till you cum on her dentures. wait an hour till you get a boner and tease a snapping turtle with it. then grab the little snapping turtle and shove youre dick into its little butthole and FUCK BOY FUCK. then when you cum the turtle shouldnt be able to stand the rushing cum and he will explode all over your dick with a spermy, bloody, turtley mess

aw fuck yeah i had the best dirtyturtlesockfucker yesterday

dirtyturtlesockfucker by motherfuckingrabbit April 12, 2011