Dirty Teapot

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The act of when a male consumes exlax then when the urge to shit comes spreads his butt cheeks exposing the butthole and pressing it up against the open mouth of his partner, pushes hard and shits in their mouth (liquid shit), then goes to the rear of their partner, inserts penis in the anus while pulling both the arms backward and the one with shit in her/his mouth closes their teeth and squeezes the crap out rapidly to make a whistling noise.

Marc: "Oh man bro my stomach is still churning from last night with patty"
AJ: "DID YALL DO THE DIRTY TEAPOT LAST NIGHT!?!?"
Marc: "Yeah, of course...why?"
AJ: "I was wondering why it smelled like shit when she kissed me this morning"
Marc: "Damn, sorry bout that bro"
AJ: "Its cool man"

Dirty Teapot by TattooedDestruction October 29, 2008

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Dirty Teapot

A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep

Oh yeah, last night I did a Dirty Teapot. it was soooo lit my guy!

Dirty Teapot by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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