Dirty Swiffer Share definition Flag A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer" Dirty Swiffer by Lex triple x February 28, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Dirty Swiffer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch