The best time to execute this stunt is when its really hot and you are laying in bed and cant fall asleep. Wait until a good case of swamp ass starts to set in. Remember, be stealthy as the element of surprise is essential.
Step 1: Slide your index finger along the top of your ass crack ensuring it is moistened with your ass dew.
Step 2: Ask your significant other if they want to know a dirty secret.
Step 3: Press said index finger against your significant others lips as if to silence them and whisper "Shhh".
Now this is your dirty secret to share with one another as the receiver will be far too embarassed to tell anyone about it.
Step 1: Slide your index finger along the top of your ass crack ensuring it is moistened with your ass dew.
Step 2: Ask your significant other if they want to know a dirty secret.
Step 3: Press said index finger against your significant others lips as if to silence them and whisper "Shhh".
Now this is your dirty secret to share with one another as the receiver will be far too embarassed to tell anyone about it.
by Waylon P March 22, 2008
When you wake up next to an ugly, fat, skank ass slut that looked like a supermodel the night before. Then you lock her in your trunk and drive her home so your friends can't see her.
by D.A.Z. January 26, 2007
When you are doing a girl from behind, you softly pull her hair back and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS"
I was getting bored of Christina, so I figured the quickest way to end it was to share with her my dirty secret.
by skimordie April 9, 2008
His smug smile and white eyebrows give it all away - Mr. Clean's dirty secret arrives every Tuesday and Saturday and cleans his house with Shamwow.
by daltonjfk December 17, 2019
A blog where jb fans write about their sexual fantasies with Justin Bieber.It creeps the fuck out of any normal human being.
"Oh my god, JB will freak out when he reads all those DBS(dirty bieber secrets)
"Want to be creeped out? go to www.dirtybiebersecrets.tumblr.com
"Want to be creeped out? go to www.dirtybiebersecrets.tumblr.com
by Baladeaparis September 4, 2011
A song by the band All-American Rejects. Also, a name for a guy or girl that you don't want your friends knowing about.
by ChristinaFL September 29, 2005
by Christie Byrd November 9, 2005