Dirty Scomo 

A Dirty Scomo refers to the act of shaking someone’s hand, without their consent.

“She’d just lost her house, so I had to give her a ‘Dirty Scomo’ to get the photo op”

Dirty Scomo by ELK1 January 3, 2020

Dirty Scomo 

When you fuck something up so badly it can’t be unfucked

“Yo did see the intern in marketing, pulled a Dirty Scomo! There’s no way he’ll last the month working her”

“This morning my partner gave me a Dirty Scomo, I think they might still be a virgin”

Dirty Scomo by FriendlyGladys March 28, 2021

The Dirty Scomo 

This maneuver if thats what you Australian parlimentary losers want to call it is when you pretent to shake a womans hand very convincingly but 'accidentally' thrust it into the soft spot between either her tits or legs (depending the relativity of her height and yours).

You only do this if you are confident that you have an AU prime ministers reptilian grin and a "fuck the rest of the country man, only Canberra (where the majority of the politicians live) can smoke dope," mentality.

The Dirty Scomo would be explained by the following convo between copycat surfees who just so happen to watch Australia's favourite crappy 'question time' parlimentary broadcast:

Bruh 1: "duuuuuuuuuuuude, I just saw how SCOMO did a fly handshake where his hand ended up on a chicks tits and bra!"

Bruh 2: "Us surfees need 2 change our tactics unless the surfee kind get wiped out on the next R excuse wave."

Bruh 3 and 4: "nah man, were already charged for that, can't do it even if we tried, plus were in Canberra too busy getting high with Scomo himself, he's gnarly and paid us to be his best friend for like 3 hours while getting baked."

The Dirty Scomo by Jack Herrer January 7, 2020

dirty schmono 

Goes to Wesley absolute bender gets salty at gta races and sucks cock on the down low

Dang did u hear lindsay did a dirty schmono!

dirty schmono by Desser2903 May 1, 2020