dirty Noah 

When your getting fucked from behind and he puts pepper under your nose so you sneeze and clamp your vagina around his dick.

I was with this guy last night and he pulled a dirty Noah. So not cool.

dirty Noah by Pussyninja86 April 13, 2020

Dirty Noah 

When you're hitting it from behind and you grab the girls weave and yank it off her head, Then use the weave as a dog collar while barking as loud as you can.

Chad: I'm gonna go do a Dirty Noah
Brad: That's the weirdest shit ever but good luck not getting your ass beat

Dirty Noah by Timmy the Retard September 11, 2021

Dirty Noah 

When a girl and a guy continue to give each other head in 15 second time increments, and once one person cums they go down on the other until THEY cum.

Person 1: “Did you and Rachel both finish last night?”
Person 2: “Yeah, we did a Dirty Noah so we both got what we came for!”

Dirty Noah by Beetlejesus April 14, 2020

dirty Noah 

Noah enjoys a good hard peg every Friday night and cums in a jar to sell on the dark web. He doesn't have much luck in the world of love, but god fucking damn he is hot.

I wish I was dirty Noah, so I could peg my best friend

dirty Noah by Noahsexualizer May 4, 2022

dirty noah 

When your name is Noah (typically with the last name Hoelants) and you clean your master's shoes with your tongue.

Did you see him doing the Dirty Noah on Dylan Minnette?

dirty noah by villanellescyka November 24, 2021

dirty noah 

A person who is retarded in bed and doesn't know what he's doing half the time

You're such a dirty Noah I'm done with you

dirty noah by Soccer king771 June 27, 2017

Dirty Noah 

When 2 men stick razor blades into each others pee holes and cut the insides until both are bleeding and cumming

Noah and Alex did a dirty Noah.

Dirty Noah by Dan dickinson November 28, 2020